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after feminism wins boob plate armor is gonna make a comeback but itll be like codpieces are where its funny and sometimes the cups have little faces on them and stuff

personally im walking in the club with two golden sneering gargoyle faces on my chest

I'm using these guys, and if people don't say "What knockers!" frankly I'll lose all faith in humanity.

official boob post

you are not immune to BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU

If you're new to tumblr coming from twitter the first rule of tumblr is always reblog tumblr daddy (me)

And if you’re a tumblr veteran… Also reblog

when i was a kid I was really bad (or really good depending on your definition) at hidden object games. which is to say that I would not specifically search for the objects the book asked me to look for. no. that would make no sense. what i instead did was open a spreadsheet

i then proceeded to list every single object in the image in my excel spreadsheet, highlighting the objects the book asked me to find in red as i went. Then, by the end, not only had i found the objects, I had also found and categorized all of the other objects as well. This way, if anyone asked me to find any other objects in that image, i was fully prepared

on an unrelated note i was diagnosed as autistic before third grade

You used the letter a 46 times!!

And 555 letters, so the letter a is about 8.29%

The letter a is on average used about 8.2% of the time, which means you used it more than average!! :)

a-counter you are my best friend and greatest ally

i almost feel like the internet is less usable than it was ten years ago. i guess there are more features but nothing runs smoothly, every site i go on has a subscription popup i have to close three times, there are ads covering the screen that have tiny little x marks you can't click, toolbars take up half the screen, search functions are shit, i have to fight against a million little annoyances just to find things. im not trying to romanticize the past internet and im sure it was more annoying than i remember, but the experience of doing anything online nowadays is filled with so much frustration

guy finds a beetle in his apartment and texts his roommate hey did you invite someone over

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Since July is Disability Pride Month

(as opposed to every other month when we're all demure about disability rights /gentle sarcasm)

I wanted to highlight one of my favorite artists: Liberal Jane.